The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

- Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

- The ...Read More

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of film celluloid from an ...Read More

... continued from above

Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial

Max Rebo Tour '13 [or whatever year it is]

X-wing pilots do it better

Poodoo happens...

"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"

"Palpatine/Vader in 2014...Read More

My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student

I survived the Battle of Endor

Palpatine, save me from your followers

My other starship is an SSD

Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully

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From a store clerk:

"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."
"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."
"We're sorry we sold you ...Read More

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.