Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe, part 1

Jokes / November 16, 2024

My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student

I survived the Battle of Endor

Palpatine, save me from your followers

My other starship is an SSD

Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully

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More Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once

Jokes / November 16, 2024

From a store clerk:

"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."
"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."
"We're sorry we sold you ...Read More

New Pet Device

Jokes / November 16, 2024

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 16, 2024

Doris.

Doris, who?

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Greatest Aunt Chippy Prank EVER

Jokes / November 15, 2024

There is a robotaxi company called Waymo and they have an app here in LA County which you can use to hail one of their driverless cars. Jimmy was next to one of these cars at a stoplight and thought it would be fun to have...Read More

Hugh Grant Goes on a Rant About His Many Pet Peeves, Breaks Down His Heretic Character

Jokes / November 15, 2024

Hugh Grant talks about the delicate line to playing his character in Heretic and goes on a rant about his many pet peeves - including water bottles, backpacks and slow walkers.