You don't die of a broken heart, you only wish you did.

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn't be any old fools.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.

"Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want."

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.