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Meanwhile... Monkey Chugs A Beer | Dua Lipa's Diet Coke Recipe | Cookie Monster's Traffic Ticket

on Oct 16, 2024

Published in Jokes

Meanwhile... A video of a monkey chugging beer went viral, Stephen tries Dua Lipa's recipe for a spicy diet soda, and a German traffic camera caught Cookie Monster speeding.

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