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Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?

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I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman and asked the question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”

Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, “I do.”

 


 

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