More Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)

Jokes / March 06, 2025

- Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

- I have plenty of talent and vision, I just ...Read More

For The Kids...

Jokes / March 06, 2025

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
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Old Friends

Jokes / March 06, 2025

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day ...Read More

Mild-Mannered Man

Jokes / March 06, 2025

A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read ...Read More

Lady Gaga Sings About the SNL Cast Members

Jokes / March 05, 2025

Lady Gaga hosts and performs on Saturday Night Live on March 8, 2025.

Mick Jagger Electrifies The Oscars With A Hot Bob Dylan Take

Jokes / March 05, 2025

Jagger shared his cheeky reason for why the even older Dylan turned down the chance to present “Best Original Song.”